frequently asked questions:

 

How do you pronounce your last name?

Like boob without the first b.

Where are you from?

Louisiana, specifically where True Detective and The Waterboy
took place. Both were somewhat accurate.

Which idea are you most proud of?

Lo-mein pizza with egg-roll crust.

What is your biggest weakness?

If having an inferiority complex is wrong, I'll gravely
overcompensate to try and make it right.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Probably writing a new about-me.