Actually it’s pronounced “oob.” Don't worry, you get used to it.
Having a jacked-up last name suits me well. No matter how hard I may have tried to conform as a kid, my core identity was always going to rhyme with the word boob.
And that's okay.
Because I found an industry in which oddballs are not only accepted, but celebrated. If I wasn't making ads, I have no earthly idea what I might be doing. One thing I'm sure of, though, is I wouldn't be having nearly as much fun (or premature graying).
I'm available for freelance or full time, so if you're in the market for a hungry copywriter, let's eat!